Whoopi Goldberg

I want to thank Whoopi for her clarification in morality, where in we know there’s now two kinds of rape.  The first is “rape-rape” which is still the bad one, that we use to just call rape.  This is the one you don’t want to do, and you will go to jail for.

The new one is “not rape-rape”.  The best example of this is Roman Polanski.  According to Whoopi, it’s ok to dope a 13 year old up to the point of being almost completely out of it, and proceed to fuck her in the ass while she says no.  Perhaps you get the sympathy points for first asking her if she’s on the pill and waiting for an answer, then having the heart to let her know you’ll pull out.  Well, that’s might fucking considerate of you.  Now, let’s take a trip into Whoopi’s moral universe…..

“I know it wasn’t rape-rape. It was something else but I don’t believe it was rape-rape. He went to jail and and when they let him out he was like “You know what this guy’s going to give me a hundred years in jail I’m not staying, so that’s why he left.”

Well, yeah…….when you rape someone, we put your stupid ass in jail.  There was someone who many years ago had an absolute moment of total genius and said “Hey, raping a chick is probably a bad idea.  I think we should punish people who do that.”  And so, the law was born.  I think it makes complete sense to me, but I’m no moral crusader like Whoopi is apparently.

And on that note, fuck you too Roman Polanski.  You were like 43 and she was 13.  Double whammy…you raped a girl in the ass and she was a minor.  Way to go you fucking pedo douchebag.

Miley Cyrus

So today has sucked in the twitter world for quite a few reasons.  It’s bad enough those cockwhores can’t keep shit running so nothing was refreshing, but then we have to deal with everyone crying over Miley deleting her twitter account like this some some fucking huge loss to mankind.  Who the fuck cares if she deleted her account?  She’s just an idiot who goes into emo rambling all fucking day and apparently her boyfriend didn’t like her having the account.  Now everyone is fucking crying and shit over it.  Fuck you.  If you’re life if gonna be so fucked just because that tool deleted a twitter account, you need to step up from being a cutter and just lay down in traffic.  Let Roman Polanski rape your dog in the ass, then you’ll have something legit to cry over.

And no, I didn’t make the image.  It’s some random one I found on the net.  I don’t know who made it so I can’t give credit, but whoever it is…..you fucking rock!

Panda Express

No, my issues with them haven’t stopped.  They still won’t put panda on the fucking menu, but they continue to advertise it.  This WILL be war.  I think I’ll go there tonight for dinner and have a little fun.

Snow Leopard Fanboys

Do none of you realize that you just got fucked by Steve Jobs in paying $30 for a service pack???  I realize it’s a hell of a lot better than your normal $130 you guys get bent over on, but shit.  This is all crap for the most part that could have been in gradual releases over time.  Oh kick ass, we got new features that will be fucking worthless unless someone actually writes an app around it even though their shit works without it!!  You can all kiss my Windows lovin ass, every one of ya.  Here’s the nice thing I get as a perk.  When Microsoft releases something the equivelant of a service pack, they call it one and I download the shit for free.  I don’t have to pay out the ass to get some updates to speed up my shit or make it a little more secure.  And I don’t sure ain’t paying to get Vista .1, .2, .3, .4, etc.

I am going to make every attempt to be an adult and be professional about this.  I think a major company like this will see the error of their ways, and either remove the panda from their branding, or put one of those fat fucks in a wok and slap a shitload of teriyaki on it!!

As soon as I receive a response on this matter, I’ll make sure to post it here immediately along with any response from me if needed.  If they don’t respond, I’ll happily do a follow up with them on this. 

To whom it may concern,

I’m contacting you in regards to a concern and disappointment I’ve experienced with your franchise.  Let me start by saying I have been a customer at your establishments here since they first opened, and have been more than pleased with the food and level of service I have received each and every time.  However, there is an issue that I find quite pressing.

When your first location opened here, I must admit I was a bit shocked.  I’ve had Chinese food numerous times in my life, and have tried to be open to try different things.  I was a bit hesitant at first at the thought of eating panda for the first time in my life.  I have never heard of this as a standard delicacy, but who am I to question what someone in a third world country might serve at the dinner table? If you’re hungry, then you’re hungry.  You can’t be one to complain about the meal in front of you when you’re poor I suppose.  So although I have not run across this on any menu, I thought I could give it the benefit of the doubt and get some panda on my plate.

I must admit, I have been rather disappointed thus far.  My first visit supplied me with no panda. Actually, every visit has provided me with no tasty panda to bite into. At first, I thought with it being the main attraction, it must be in high demand and certainly on short supply.  I encountered this issue the following few times I chose to dine at your fine establishment.  After this, my frustration began to grow.  I have been to two locations, and attended numerous times of the day to eliminate the “it’s too late in the evening to catch some grilled panda” situations.  I continued to try regardless, and have nothing with heartache.  I even asked an employee there once if they have ever served panda, in which I got a quick reply of no as she turned back to serve my helping of mushroom chicken.

So far, your blatant advertising and exploitation of pandas has me quite frustrated.  I go to your establishment and see “Panda Express” clear as day.  That should be an obvious indication of what you cook and serve correct?  I don’t go to Burger King with the expectation of buying a burrito.  I walk inside, and there are images of cute little pandas spread out all over the place.  As I sit there staring at the plate with no grilled panda on it, they sit there taped to the walls staring at me, taunting me. 

At this point, this has become completely unacceptable!  I demand you either start serving panda on your menu right alongside the chicken and beef, or remove the panda images and verbiage from your company name and advertising and logos and halt this obvious false advertising.  If needed, I’ll rip one of those fuzzy bastards out of a tree and beat him on the head so he’s unconscious and you can stick him in the oven. 

This situation deserves some kind of immediate resolution, and I await your response. 

Regards,

Nick

mentallyprovoked@gmail.com

So what do I actually do each day?  Well, I spend a good part of the day playing on Twitter.  It passes the time, and keeps me rather amused through the entire day.  During this time, I make sure to put in time on either test messages or BlackBerry Messenger maintaining the regular lines of communication.  Morning conversations usually consist of chats with @EricsTXGal trying to help her with killing her co-workers, or at least getting them fired.  Here recently I even managed to be somewhat famous by fucking up @Candice_Jo‘s video blogs (completely unintentionally of course).  Much appreciation on the plugs I got from her, instead of her threatening to kill me.  Make sure to check out her blog here.  This usually carries me into lunch, that sacred half way mark of the day.

Lunch is an interesting phenomenon all in it’s own, as it’s where I’ve realized that one…Chic-Fil-A employees either enjoy their fucking jobs way too much for minimum wage, or they’re all high as fuck.  I’m honestly going to vote for option 2, and I don’t see how anyone could be content shoveling waffle fries as a career builder for less money than you could make on welfare rockin the government cheese.  I’m willing to bet there’s a shitload of X and lesbian orgies behind those doors to the back.

Lunchtime has also lead me to realize that old people are stalking me, and want to kill me.  I haven’t completely figured out why yet.  Perhaps being the innovator of ignorance is working against me this time.  It is entirely possible.  I first thought it off when I went to Whataburger for lunch one day.  They often flock there in the mornings for their coffee time, but never at noon.  That’s nap time, and you can’t take that out of their routine.  But there they were, and I realized I was the only one there under age 60 minus a couple of employees.  I could feel them staring at me, and plotting my demise.  Two days later I went to Taco Bell for lunch, which I assumed would be a safe location.  They can’t eat Taco Bell.  Shit they can barely eat anything that doesn’t come pre chewed in a jar.  But there they were again, staring.  Two of them tried to make their move on me when I finished eating, but my quick thinking saved the day.  I pointed to the TV and said “Hey look…..it’s the Wilford Brimley diabetes commercial!!”  That bought me enough time to break the fuck outta there.  I’m still planning my strike to retaliate.  I will be avenged.

So lunch is over, and back to work.  By this time I’m so hopped up on caffine to make it through the day I have a twitch at times and see those tracers in my eyes.  Yes, I really am that caffine addicted.  I still slowly plug away in the afternoons convincing people that zombies are real, and swineflu causes it.  The easiest way I had to do it is when they changed the name to H1N1.  Then I just worked it as the official “threat level” name the government uses when it became an obvious problem.  I have 3 people now terrified to ever go to Mexico, and another who became a vegetarian over fear of bacon.  I gotta give thanks to @thizgurl for helping me put the wheels into motion on that plan.  Luckily afternoons pass pretty quickly as that’s my mentally stimulating time of the day, and before I know it, it’s time to go home to complete my day of raising hell on Twitter.

Why do you do it?

I had never been asked that.  Since we started Myndflip, then started the radio project, I’ve gotten use to the praise and thanks for bands and fans alike.  No one had actually questioned the purpose of why I do this.

The only answer I’ve been able to give, and the only thing on my mind when we started this whole thing, was to help out the bands out here.  Any other possible options really haven’t seemed as fulfilling.

The Hours:

It’s definitely not a love for that.  We all have regular jobs, and regular lives.  We have to spend time at work, then come home to kids, wives, girlfriends, etc.  It’s hard enough on that type of daily routine to handle that, plus work in some type of personal alone time to just relax.  Now you add in hours spent during the week at shows recording, promoting, etc.  More hours spent at home at the computer working on the site, more promotion, updates, and the like.  Don’t forget to mix in time spent trying to work on other projects along with the radio station, as it’s not the only thing we do.

Financial Gain:

What financial gain?  We’re still new and getting the footprint out there, so don’t count on advertising dollars yet.  We don’t charge the bands for this, as it would be a pretty shitty thing to do considering they’re blowing their money on travel, equipment, and other expenses.  We do all this shit out of pocket, so yeah that one is definitely out.  I don’t want to think about how much we’ve spent on software, equipment, and drinking.

Fame:

Say what?  We’re not the band, so yeah I don’t see any groupies grabbing at my jock, or asking for autographs.  We do get plenty of respect and thanks from the bands involved, which works fine for me.

Seeing Exotic Places:

Please refer back to the section regarding the hours.  We don’t get shit for free time to travel.  Would be nice, but not happening.  We might get lucky one day and get an all expense paid trip to Disneyland someday, but I won’t cross my fingers.

Ok, so obviously the perks can be a bit limited at times, to say the least.  Fact is though, I still fucking love doing this.  I know these guys.  They’re personal friends of mine, I grew up with some of them, went to school with them, and sit on the couch drinking beer with them.  Any amount of work that I do to help them out, they’re putting in just as much to get themselves out there and listened to.  I sit here typing on a keyboard, and they’re sweating their asses off practicing in garages and dealing with shitty ass club owners trying to make enough cash to cover gas back home even though they packed the fucking bar.

And for those guys to take a momenty to say thanks to me for what I do, when they have more than enough fans to thanks for showing support, yeah that works.  I’ll take that any fucking day.

Rock on bitches!

I’ve had images of strippers dancing in the front corner dancing while zombies eat everyone here.

I need a drink……

I’m running out of things to do in my attempt to not work. Fucking economy.

I’m cool with that….generally.  Most times these generational differences are small things like teenagers looking like idiots with shaggy 70′s haircuts and those cracker fro’s.  I want to backhand them like a whore who kept money when I see them, but I can overlook it regardless.  I think the idea of looking like an ass clown like this this is a bit strange, but who am I to judge on today’s fashion trends.

Anyways, there is one style that has gotten to me.  I don’t honestly get it, I’m not fond of it, to say the least, and personally I think it’s about the dumbest trend I’ve fucking scene in my many years on this planet.  Emo kids.  And to be fair, I’m not simply basing my gripe on this to just the way they look.  It goes across the board to the mentality, etc.

So last night I’m enjoying another night on Twitter while I’m my unexpected vacation, and I’m talking to @SaskiaMarie, who happens to be an emo.  Ok, well in her case not so bad, but close enough.  Finally my curiosity just basically gets the best of me, and a basic conversation hatches into a two hours Q&A session about emo culture.  Yes, I have issues, I know.  Much thanks to Saskia for sticking through the whole thing, and not calling me a total dick and disconnecting the chat.  I warn you ahead of time that again, it was a two hour conversation, so it’s a lengthy read.  This was done out of my own curiosity, and not with the pure intent to piss off all the emo kids.  If it does piss you off, you can feel free to kiss my ass or email me at nick@zerointelligenceonline.com to bitch me out.  I don’t mind.

Nick [Myndflip Studios]

first…..wtf is the deal with the hair?

SaskiaMarie [Skrll]

lol that’s a really hard question >.< I don’t even know, it doesn’t even make sense to me, and I have “emo” hair. I don’t even know how it started, since the original emo bands had normal hair.

Nick [Myndflip Studios]

ok….so is there like some kind of pre set emo rules you have to follow?

with the hair, the pants, eyeliner, and being depressed all the time?

SaskiaMarie [Skrll]

lol no rules, its just common sense. When I was really into the scene, as long as you had black hair and listened to emo you were emo. Now that the 12-14 year olds have come and ruined it, I don’t even know what’s happening anymore. I guess the number one rule is too just look as retarded/gay/unconventional as possible xD

Nick [Myndflip Studios]

Isn’t it odd that emo kids claim to be non conformists although they all look the same?

SaskiaMarie [Skrll]

Oh, definitely. And I’ve had countless arguments with other emo kids (uninformed online debates about things that are completely irrelevant = emos favorite past time) who still think they’re original. Most of them are smart enough to not claim they’re emo, but it doesn’t change the fact that they look like a million other kids.

Nick [Myndflip Studios]

ok so next question…..

why is everyone so sad?

i know that contradicts the whole “emo theme” but shit…….we all have shitty lives in one way or another….what happened to buck up, take it in the chin, and move on?

SaskiaMarie [Skrll]

Well, I’m sad ’cause I’m manic-depressive. so I guess I’m not REAL, but for most everyone else: Shockingly, emo is still a minority. And since we’re a minority, we feel like we don’t fit in. And I guess its just that whole feeling misunderstood thing, but I kinda thought that just came with being a teenager

Nick [Myndflip Studios]

but is there really a need to go so far as to change your look up completely and carry a totally off mentality just to say my life is crappy sometimes just like every other person in this world?

SaskiaMarie [Skrll]

I want to say no, there’s not. But I also see it this way: We are a canvas and we are artists. The best way to really show someone what you’re about is through your clothes and attitude. Preps say “I’m a happy skank” by wearing tight clothes in pretty colors a, and emos say “i’m fucked up” by wearing dark clothes and moping around. DO I make any sense?

Nick [Myndflip Studios]

to a point, but it seems a bit extreme…..

Nick [Myndflip Studios]

do you ever stop to ponder that when you get a few years older, that perhaps it wont be so bad and high school is over……so then there’s no need for it?

SaskiaMarie [Skrll]

I try not to think so far ahead, that tends to make me more depressed. So maybe that’s what’s bumming out everyone else, too lol

Nick [Myndflip Studios]

do you think your perspective on the future is perhaps just a bit off, which could be causing the whole dilemma…..

such as…..

instead of just looking at the big picture only knowing things are always subject to change

keep one general plan to work on but not let it run you so heavy, so you can still go baby steps and live life per day?

SaskiaMarie [Skrll]

I figured. But let me say you’re stepping more into psychology and i’m starting to hate you lol wait, are we still talking emos or me specifically?

Nick [Myndflip Studios]

well, both i suppose…you’re something of an emo, and were discussing them…..so yeah kinda both i guess

Nick [Myndflip Studios]

so skip that question then?

SaskiaMarie [Skrll]

yes. lol I keep trying to think of a good answer, but i’m going in circles in my head

Nick [Myndflip Studios]

lol….we can go back to you…..i guess it was a mix of a question and trying to see if i could convert you for the hell of it all in one

you’ll learn there’s always a method to my madness

ok so next question…..

Nick [Myndflip Studios]

do you ever see it as a negative that the emo boys are more sensitive than the emo girls….dare i say act like total candy asses sometimes…..

that’s a completely biased statement, ill admit

SaskiaMarie [Skrll]

lol yes! I have a lot of gay friends and family members, so I’m cool with gays. But if you’re a straight boy, I say fucking act like it. I also say stop stealing my pants and buy some that fit.

Nick [Myndflip Studios]

no no no….i’m not talking about the gay ones

they’re expected to be sissies, and i say that about all my gay friends

I’m talking about the fucking straight ones

i know guys that call themselves queers that are more manly

SaskiaMarie [Skrll]

lol no, i know. I’m saying the straight guys that share their feelings even when you don’t ask, that sulk about everything and spend too much time on their hair – those are not men. or boys. They should be castrated. I suppose some girls might find it attractive, but its not.

Nick [Myndflip Studios]

so have you ever considered leading the charge to end emo as a whole due to the corruption in it?

SaskiaMarie [Skrll]

Of course. Believe me, if I knew how to end emo it wouldn’t have ever gotten this big. I do my part by explaining to the newer ones that they’re idiots, but that’s the most anyone can do.

Nick [Myndflip Studios]

have you considered being not emo’ish in protest to show others the error of their ways?

Or even a full crusades style cleansing?

SaskiaMarie [Skrll]

I don’t act like I used to, and my style’s slowly changing. I’ll never completely change my style, because this is who I am, but I’m lightening up and hoping some kids will see that everyone grows up and forgets this shit.

Nick [Myndflip Studios]

fair enough…..

ok branching out from that though….

Nick [Myndflip Studios]

do you worry that the emo culture might continue to grow….becoming its own communist civilization with an emo leader….

envision castro with a purple waterfall haircut

SaskiaMarie [Skrll]

no, no, it was Hitler who had the emo swoop.

Nick [Myndflip Studios]

No, he had a bad comb over and no shampoo

my vision here…stop fucking it up and go with it

besides, he was a socialist…..not a communist

SaskiaMarie [Skrll]

lmfao good point. Anyway, I pray for the sake of the world that never happens. If it does, I will personally put on a cape and save the fucking world. But I don’t see it ever getting that bad. Like I said, everyone grows up. Although, its kind of unnerving that there are more and more emo college students :\

Nick [Myndflip Studios]

It’s a legit concern……

I’ve seen emo’s my age…..the regime is coming

Ok, so is there some kind of emo kryptonite?

SaskiaMarie [Skrll]

not sure. Paris Hilton’s vag might work xD

Nick [Myndflip Studios]

Ok, we’re talking about just a crusade style cleansing on one group. Not nuclear fallout on the whole planet. You need to refer back to the point on thinking too far ahead.

SaskiaMarie [Skrll]

lmfao

Nick [Myndflip Studios]

Ok, so what happens when you cut off the bangs. No one has ever tried it before that I know of. Is it like an “Oh no…..I’m mellttttiiinnnnggggg!!!” kinda thing like Wizard of Oz?

SaskiaMarie [Skrll]

I did to cut mine off! They grew back all emo-y. Maybe its the bangs that control everyone. Oh dear God o.O

Nick [Myndflip Studios]

hmmmm

maybe we’ve found the source of emo power?

SaskiaMarie [Skrll]

Maybe. But I think Pete Wentz lost the bangs awhile back, and he has yet to grow his balls back.

Nick [Myndflip Studios]

he had balls?

ok, so is the crap charlotte guy who boned paris hilton blacklisted as an emo?

SaskiaMarie [Skrll]

Benji Madden. Oh man, was my idol from the ages of 7 to 14. Back then I thought I was punk. So, I’m saying he’s not emo.

Nick [Myndflip Studios]

but he wears eye liner

Nick [Myndflip Studios]

punk is dead anyways….emos didn’t kill it….rancid did

SaskiaMarie [Skrll]

This is true. and Benji worship’s Rancid lol

Nick [Myndflip Studios]

see…..

real punk is sex pistols and misfits…..he’s just a cock whore

ok….next question

the singer from AFI….dude or chick? I mean that one with all seriousness…..don’t know if that’s a candy ass guy, or a butch bitch

SaskiaMarie [Skrll]

Awe I have to admit, I love Davey Havok (: I refuse to say anything bad about him

Nick [Myndflip Studios]

I’m guessing that’s their name?

SaskiaMarie [Skrll]

yes.

Nick [Myndflip Studios]

well you can answer w/o being mean

dude or chick?

SaskiaMarie [Skrll]

Well. He was a dude in the 90s :\

Nick [Myndflip Studios]

you’re lying

i don’t believe it

SaskiaMarie [Skrll]

lol he was never overly manly, but back then I was pretty sure he was a dude

Nick [Myndflip Studios]

lol

Nick [Myndflip Studios]

I’ve put doubt in your mind to that, so next question……..

wtf is the damn deal with the fn 2 tone star tats???

SaskiaMarie [Skrll]

the nautical stars? I think those have been around forever

Nick [Myndflip Studios]

yeah but they weren’t inked on everyone and their dog

I’m blaming emo kids for that too

isn’t a nautical start a meaning for a sense of direction and looking forward, therefore being a bit of a contradiction?

SaskiaMarie [Skrll]

haha isn’t everything emos do a paradox?

Nick [Myndflip Studios]

yes…but the contradiction brings up a valid point

SaskiaMarie [Skrll]

lol I don’t think you can blame the tattoo on emo. i know a LOT of people that aren’t emo that have the star. Its pretty (: …yeah, okay, i’m losing my brain function.

Nick [Myndflip Studios]

lol

ok next question….

why do emo boys make out with each other but say they’re not gay?

SaskiaMarie [Skrll]

Because emo girls supposedly think its hot. The way normal guys like it when girls make out, I guess

Nick [Myndflip Studios]

but chicks aren’t porking each other in the corn hole…..hotness point is then invalid

SaskiaMarie [Skrll]

We watch very different porn. lol I jest. I don’t know, I never said I personally found it hot, I’m just saying what makes the most sense to me.

Nick [Myndflip Studios]

just trying to understand the logic

ok, moving on……

on one side of the battlefield you have a group of emo boys…..one the other side a group of oompa loompas……who wins the fight?

SaskiaMarie [Skrll]

Well…emo boys carry razor blades in their pockets for convenient on-the-go cutting, don’t they?

Nick [Myndflip Studios]

yeah, and how many times do they use them effectively? up the river…not across the stream. That’s about as effective as telling someone with no arms to use a bat in a fight

there’s been less deaths from emos with razors than ppl who smoke weed. last i checked, the weed number was still at 0

SaskiaMarie [Skrll]

lmao! well, back to the question – Willy Wonka’s little minions would obviously win. Not sure why, they’re just awesome

Nick [Myndflip Studios]

fair enough

i agree with that answer

do you think hot topic to emo’s is just a shitty taking advantage of situation by corporate america?

or is it an emo support system?

kinda like the underground railroad

SaskiaMarie [Skrll]

well hot topic has been around for a long time :\ back before emo was around, it was a haven for goths and was a more underground thing. Now its taking advantage like you said. The best part is, emos that shop at hot topic are called posers

Nick [Myndflip Studios]

goths are emos, just evolved lol

i figure it as a repackaging for better marketing

ok…..

did papa roach get accepted as emo even though they didn’t start dressing like that until way later?

SaskiaMarie [Skrll]

Not that I’m aware of.

Nick [Myndflip Studios]

fair enough……we don’t want em, so yall can have em if ya like

what about powerman 5000?

SaskiaMarie [Skrll]

er….who?

Nick [Myndflip Studios]

they pulled a papa roach

ok i think that’ll do it for now….i’m so drowsy i cant think of shit now lol

SaskiaMarie [Skrll]

haha alright

Then you hit the suck ass part that I’ve found myself in on for a second time.  Unexpected vacation.

Now vacation is normally not a bad thing.  True, I never got much chance to actually use much, if any, of my vacation time.  It’s a sacrifice.  But anyone in this line of work can attest that they dread getting that call or email.  Yes hi Nick it’s [insert a-hole boss name], I’m goign to need you to come to my office.  Wait a minute…..This assclown never talks to me directly.  Any communication always goes through [a-hole employee 1] and then [a-hole emplyee 2] before it hits my inbox.  What….the…fuck?

This is the point in life where you know your employment status is officially fucked.  You stand up and start looking around your office/cubicle to figure out which shit should go into the same boxes.  You take a minute or two to stall the situation, and think perhaps if you ride it out as long as possible before going into [douchebag boss] ‘s office that he’ll magically forget the whole thing and leave you with a paycheck.  Yeah no….it won’t happen.  There’s too much of a string of emails between that assclown and about 30 other corporate fucktards on how many people they’re planning on crushing the balls of, along with a list of how it’ll be beneficial to the company.  No, it isnt’ really beneficial.  It just means you do a semi-important job but they’re just tired of paying you what you’re worth.  In this case they’ll (a) delegate the job to someone else on top of their duties at the same pay, which in turn will cause that employee to put your picture on a voodoo doll or (b) outsource the job to some guy in a 3rd world county who has never wiped his ass with 2 ply toilet paper and gives himself the assumed name of “Robert” when he answers the calls.  We knew his name is really Akhmed Boolahoolahoola.  And no, he doesn’t really live in Pensacola.  Have him tell you where he lives….he can’t even pronounce it.  However, he’s good at reading from a script and works for 30 cents a day.

Now, let’s look at my now former employer Circuit City.  What you have, well had, is a 60 something year old electronics retailer.  Like all other companies, they’re had they’re ups and downs.  It happens, they always bounced right back.  I had the kick ass job of running the PC services division, aka firedog.  Yeah I know, corny name….I know.  Anyways, the corporate powers that be thought it was to bring in a new corporate jackoff named Phil Schoonover to help turn things upward.  

I’m assuming that someone missed the memo mentioning that Schoonover completely sucked balls at Bes t Buy during his trip there.  So anyways, he shows up, and unexpectedly, things go completely to shit.  Remember that note earlier about firing the good employees and replacing them for cheap labor?  This guy had a hard on for it.  Shit canned 3400 reps in place of guys that were paid minumum wage that couldn’t wipe their own ass much less explain what an HDMI cable did.  Absolutely fucking brilliant.  Now, I know I’m only a mid level peon……but I think I can help everyone here with a valuable lesson.  Spending every bit of cash you have in your company is a very, very bad idea.  Hench, the company is now broke as fuck, can’t pay vendors, and had to liquidate the whole fucking show.  So yeah, we then get the fun of closing my store down, and then heading out to Harker Heights and helping them close their store down too.  At least with the Harker trip, I got introduced to Genghis Grill.  Kick ass place….you should go sometime.

Ok, so with that slightly long winded history lesson, it brings us up to speed with my expected vacation.  Now during the last couple of weeks, I thought the time off would be kind of nice.  I rarely every took time off work as it was.  Hell I even ended up with over 140 hours of PTO that was left sitting there.  So yeah, relax and enjoy time right?

No, this fucking sucks big balls!!  We got cut loose Sunday, and the following Monday was cool.  I had a bunch of employees over to my place and we got drunk as shit till 5am.  Since then, I’m bored as fuck.  This area isn’t exactly tops in my line of work as it is, and this economy is fucking up everything.  The highlight of my day is sitting on twitter just to see how many people I manage to piss off.  This has completely not gone the way I expected it too, and I’m out of tequila now which really pisses me off.  I thought about looking into outdoor activities, and although I didn’t think of shit, they’re ruined anyways due to shitty weather.  I thought about doing my laundry today, then realized I already did it a couple of days ago.  The livingroom is completely cleaned already.  This….is…..fucking…..lame.  Everyone else needs to quit there jobs so they can be around to amuse me.

So I had an idea Tuesday that would help kill time, and let me be at least somewhat productive.  I’ll go to the grocerystore and pick up a few things we need around here!!  Now keep in mind, I’ve gone to the grocery store a million times, so this is nothing new.  What is new, however, is going during the day.  I usually work noon to evening, so this going during regular hours when the sun is still out is somewhat foreign to me.  Fuck….are you kidding me??  I sat there for 5 fucking minutes just trying to turn into the fucking parking lot.  Don’t these people work?????  I’m the one without a job, not you!!  Go back to work and contribute or something!  How is it this many people can be out fucking around somewhere stupid like a grocery store and their bosses don’t realize they’re gone?  I need that kind of job.  Fuck you grocery store.  Fuck you hordes of people that cause me to repeatedly say excuse me 20 times before I’m basically forced to ram my basket into yours in order to get by.  Fuck you check out line bastard who asks me if I want to take advantage of today’s deal on shampoo when you can’t look up for one second and realize that I shave my head.  You should work the McDonald’s drive-thru instead.

Fuck I need a job soon.

On a side note, my swimming pool now looks like lime Jello….

Posted in Circuit City, WTF ]]> http://mentallyprovoked.wordpress.com/2009/03/12/extended-vacation-not-so-fun/feed/ 0 Nick (The Fn Icon) unemployed fireddog TECH-SHOW/ http://mentallyprovoked.wordpress.com/2009/03/12/chat-fun-with-stacy/ http://mentallyprovoked.wordpress.com/2009/03/12/chat-fun-with-stacy/#comments Thu, 12 Mar 2009 06:51:47 +0000 Nick (The Fn Icon) http://mp.myndflip.com/?p=46 ]]> Ok, so I’m gonna throw up another little chat log.  A bit of back story first about Stacy and why she’s even relevant to anything….

Stacy is the one who does the photo modeling for the Myndflip Radio banners for us.  You can check them out at myndflip.com and clicking the banners link.  Anyways, it’s worked out to be a cool deal.  She doesn’t hit us up for money, which makes me happy, and we get some kick ass banners while she just has fun with it.  So anyways, Stacy and I have this odd she wants to kill me but just can’t quite pull the trigger kind of thing going.  Although she throws me as much shit as I return, it’s always technically my fault.  So I caught up with her on messenger this evening since I haven’t talked to her in the last couple of days.  And before you ask, yes, she always starts off any conversation we have my calling me a punk, slut, or something similar.  It’s her own special way of saying hello, so I simply just follow suit….
Nick [Myndflip]: punk
stacy: ass
Nick [Myndflip]: heh
Nick [Myndflip]: whats up hun?
stacy: not much. bout to go to bed… lol
stacy: u?
Nick [Myndflip]: this early?
Nick [Myndflip]: wtf
stacy: ive been up since 4am!
Nick [Myndflip]: ouch
Nick [Myndflip]: whats this surgery shit you mentioned?
stacy: yep.. it sucks
stacy: blah
Nick [Myndflip]: whats it for?
stacy: they hafta “break” my jaw
stacy: and re align it
stacy: haha
Nick [Myndflip]: what the hell did you do to it?
stacy: nothing.. its just not “balanced”
Nick [Myndflip]: causing you pain?
stacy: nope
Nick [Myndflip]: so why do you have to do surgery instead of ignoring it?
stacy: because thats what the dr recommends
stacy: grr
Nick [Myndflip]: ok so you wont remove your tonils which is causing an immediate issue, but youll have someone break your jaw for no real reason?
stacy: haha.
stacy: i know. im totally weird
Nick [Myndflip]: shit save some money and drive down here….ill break the thing for ya….
Nick [Myndflip]: so much cheaper
Nick [Myndflip]: plus itll amuse the shit outta me
stacy: haha. im not payin for it
stacy: so BOOYA
Nick [Myndflip]: but youre still missing the my amusement part here….very important
stacy: shut up
stacy: punkass
stacy: lol
Nick [Myndflip]:
Nick [Myndflip]: so how long is your head gonna be wired like an FCC nightmare?
stacy: grr….
stacy: see, too much info in your hands is dangerous
Nick [Myndflip]: lol
Nick [Myndflip]: lies
stacy: truths
Nick [Myndflip]: i know how they do most of that….dated this chick who was supposed to have it done.  I supported that one cause it fd with the way she talked and it annoyed the piss out of me
Nick [Myndflip]: how logn did they say youll be down?
Nick [Myndflip]: i swear to god i wont make a shit remark out of it
stacy: lies
Nick [Myndflip]: hey if i promise ya something its done
Nick [Myndflip]: try me…
Nick [Myndflip]: ok fine then dont
stacy: grr
Nick [Myndflip]: oh calm down
Nick [Myndflip]: well regardless of that, i hope you make a speedy recovery
Nick [Myndflip]: and you better make sure to keep me updated
Nick [Myndflip]: ill even refrain from jokes
stacy: will do homeslice
Nick [Myndflip]: what time you have to be at work tomorrow?
stacy: 720am
stacy: and i have to work ALL DAY
stacy: AND ALL DAY FRIDAY
Nick [Myndflip]: wtf
stacy: AND 750AM – NOON ON SATURDAY
Nick [Myndflip]: why again?
stacy: because the dudes fiances water broke today at 6am.. so he wont be able to work the rest of the week
stacy: GAY
Nick [Myndflip]: i thought she already popped out that fatheaded bastid
stacyc12: nope.. last time it was a false alarm
Nick [Myndflip]: ghey
stacy: very
Nick [Myndflip]: tell her to close her fn legs next time and get a damn hobby….shes becoming an inconvenience
stacy: lol
stacy: totally
stacy: no thank yous to stacy for her pictures??
stacy: i just read your bulletin
stacy: ha
Nick [Myndflip]: hey now…ive thanked you a million times
Nick [Myndflip]: such an attention whore lol
stacy: i see how you roll…
Nick [Myndflip]: and yes…..tytytytytytytytytytytytytytytytyty
stacy: jerk
stacyc12: haha
Nick [Myndflip]: nothing but love punk
stacy: word.
Nick [Myndflip]: so when is the surgery?
stacy: bout 2wks
Nick [Myndflip]: weak
stacy: totally
Nick [Myndflip]: gonna bailk for a bit to find food…ill txt ya if youre up still
stacy has signed out. (3/11/2009 10:18 PM)
Last message received on 3/11 at 7:56 PM

This is the normal every day conversation with her.  I even sent over a couple of texts later on giving her more shit about it.  I think one mentioned a human pez machine.  I love my friends.
Speedy recovery slut!!

Of course we have the Circuit City liquidation going still. They closed our store early, so T and I are driving to the Harker Heights store just to keep a regular paycheck rolling in. The drive blows ass, but it’s cool hanging out with Billy again who was a manager at our store. So it’s a bit of a balance.

The radio station shit is going well so far and keeping us busy. We all went out to Siidshow3 at Legends here in Waco a week ago and worked that show. Hopefully soon we should have the editing done from that one. Last night we 13th had a show in Temple, so T just took his gear to work and we headed straight over afterwards. Gotta admit…it was a hell of a show. Honestly though, I could do without all the emo’s there…..but whatever. One of those things you have to deal with.

Oh Noez!! Teh Emoz!!!

But yeah, good times regardless. I was actually pretty surprised on how good the sound was in the building. Too bad it’s a hole in the wall bar outside of Temple that’s a pain in the ass to find. We drove I don’t know how many miles down FM 93 and thought we were on the wrong end, turned around, and finally called them only to find out we were going the right way originally. We only needed to go another couple of miles. Bastards……

Speaking of that show……does anyone have pics of the two lesbian chicks that were up by the stage during the Pain Filled Silent set? Yeah baby!

One last thing before I go.

I hate this guy so much. I can’t stand the stupidity of infomercials and stupid products like the Shamwow bullshit, but then they have to put this assclown as their salesman? Please someone, beat him senseless with his fucking headset until he bleeds out. Make sure to get it on video too, as I’ll proudly use it as jerk off material. I’ve got my bottle of Jergen’s and plenty of wishful thinking on this one…..

Anyways, I get a message from them saying that we were selected to be the “Twitter of the Day”. Hooray! Yeah not really, but hey…..some idiot was dumb enough to give our company an award for anything and not realize how stupid that is before they hit send, I’m all for it. So yeah, here’s the message I got…

————————————————————————————-
Twittitt Thanks Myndflip. Why Search? Just Twittitt !
www.Twittitt.com You are our next Twitter Of The Day! @Twittitt
7:34 PM Feb 7th
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So I check the site out, and it is what I figured. Corny promotional thing. Ok cool, it’ll get more hits to the twitter channel of ours, which means more traffic to the main web site. The following few days I keep checking the site, and we show up nowhere. Ok, so I figure they prolly got smart and decided not to award us shit. Now I admit, that would be the smart thing on their end. Hell I don’t want anything to do with us half the time. But no, you assclowns can’t be fucking indian givers!!!

We’re taking our pretigious “Twitter of the Day” award whether you want to put us on your page or not!!! I accept your apologies.

russtel: how was your day off?
mentallyprovoked: good….sittin here chillin with summer messin with that ditty she won up htere and talking to ppl online
mentallyprovoked: nothing constructive
mentallyprovoked: lol
russtel: oh, I don’t know summer
mentallyprovoked: she was up there
mentallyprovoked: not anymore
mentallyprovoked: before yall got it
mentallyprovoked: got in
russtel: yea, I sent her a message and she ignored it
russtel: so ok
mentallyprovoked: who? summer?
russtel: yea
russtel: no biggie
mentallyprovoked: who knows
mentallyprovoked: shes a strange one lol
mentallyprovoked: http://mp.pcx-systems.com/
russtel: yea, I had said something about her being a pee on
mentallyprovoked: ?
russtel: yea that I am on too
russtel: neways
mentallyprovoked: you called her a pee on?
russtel: no I said I was one
russtel: she has it in her profile she is a dell pee on
russtel: newasy
mentallyprovoked: lmao
mentallyprovoked: oh ok
mentallyprovoked: well, she was
russtel: so she has already gone Dell Badge?
mentallyprovoked: no she got canned
mentallyprovoked: lol
mentallyprovoked: she has a problem with crack and smoked it in the bathroom
mentallyprovoked: the trackmarks were too noticeable
russtel: canned?
mentallyprovoked: yeah fired
russtel: recently?
mentallyprovoked: she was all juiced up and kicked chris blaine in the nuts
mentallyprovoked: started wiggin out and shit
mentallyprovoked: she called cineca a douchbag and spit in her face
mentallyprovoked: it was bad
russtel: how long ago?
mentallyprovoked: month or so
mentallyprovoked: it was fd up
mentallyprovoked: she rqan outta the bathroom hgh as shit and naked singing im a little teapot
russtel: sounds like the crack was controling her
mentallyprovoked: yeah shes in treatment now
mentallyprovoked: she jsut got out of depaul and i had to go pick her up
mentallyprovoked: im surprised none of yall in training didnt hear about it
russtel: nopers
mentallyprovoked: dang
mentallyprovoked: they try to stay quiet about shit like that
mentallyprovoked: shes lookin better now
mentallyprovoked: just a bad batch of yayo
mentallyprovoked: she tried to go after kyle marriot but they pinned her down
russtel: that suxs
mentallyprovoked: it was pretty fd
mentallyprovoked: she just coudnt handle the job
russtel: hmmmm ok
mentallyprovoked: thats prolly why she didnt reply
mentallyprovoked: ill tell her to check it though
mentallyprovoked: shes in the living room right now so ill wait til shes back in here
russtel: i wrote it a long time ago
russtel: oh ok
mentallyprovoked: she was prolly still checked in
russtel: are you dating her or something or just a good friend?
mentallyprovoked: not dating her….jsut rough sex is all when shes fd up
mentallyprovoked: lol
russtel: you aren’t serious
mentallyprovoked: yeah
mentallyprovoked: lol
mentallyprovoked: why wouldnt i be?
russtel: thats gross
mentallyprovoked: she lvoes nose candy
russtel: huh?
mentallyprovoked: yayo
mentallyprovoked: coke
mentallyprovoked: she snorts up alot
russtel: but you don’t do any of that, right?
mentallyprovoked: nah
mentallyprovoked: no need
mentallyprovoked: she puts out high…..no need for me to get into it
russtel: she has a kid? wow
mentallyprovoked: lol
mentallyprovoked: yup
mentallyprovoked: thought it was mine for a while there
mentallyprovoked: shes not a bad oen though
mentallyprovoked: just confused
russtel: ok, so you are her friend and just take advantage of her by having sex with her?
mentallyprovoked: im not taking advantage of her
mentallyprovoked: lol
mentallyprovoked: shes willing?
russtel: sure if she is high
mentallyprovoked: they say it puts ya in the mood
mentallyprovoked: it dont really bother me as long as she aint got blow on her nose when she shows up
mentallyprovoked: then its a little akward
mentallyprovoked: fk hold on…she passed out on the floort
mentallyprovoked: brb
russtel: hmmmmmm…..
mentallyprovoked: ok back
mentallyprovoked: i was wrong
mentallyprovoked: she just tripped over a cat
russtel: oh ok
russtel: so she practically comes over when she wants sex from you?
mentallyprovoked: yeah thats usually when i see her
mentallyprovoked: otherwise she jsut sits around her place watching tv all day
russtel: what about her kid
russtel: ?\
mentallyprovoked: i dont see her as much since she aint workin up there anymore
mentallyprovoked: her kid watches tv too”? i dunno
russtel: I used to be like her, well without the drugs
russtel: so I can’t really say anything
mentallyprovoked: a crack hoe with no job and a sex addiction?
russtel: not that much stuff
russtel: sex addiction
russtel: but you are probably too so that is why you are ok with it I suppose
mentallyprovoked: nah no drug issue with me…….its just an easy lay i guess? i dunno
mentallyprovoked: she sleeps on the couch though
russtel: that sounds so shallow
mentallyprovoked: aint my choice lol
mentallyprovoked: shes fn off
mentallyprovoked: i dunno if its some psychological guilt thing or what
russtel: uh huh, sure
mentallyprovoked: fuck i dunno
mentallyprovoked: lol
mentallyprovoked: shes cleaning up though, so thats a plus
mentallyprovoked: least you dont have the blow problem
russtel: nevermind
russtel: so did you just play your game all day?
mentallyprovoked: nah was sittin round here till i picked her up
russtel: does she not have a car?
mentallyprovoked: nawp
mentallyprovoked: no liscence anyways
mentallyprovoked: got revoked
russtel: my gosh
mentallyprovoked: lol
mentallyprovoked: traffic tickets…nothing serious
russtel: oh
mentallyprovoked: you dont think bad of her or something do ya?
russtel: I ain’t judging
mentallyprovoked: eh we all have issues
russtel: I am just posting a response to a blog one of my friends wrote
mentallyprovoked: she wasnt that bad before when i went to school with her
russtel: thats good
mentallyprovoked: ill tell her to hit ya up onlien sometime if ya like
russtel: just one question….. are you pro or con to gays and gay marriage?
russtel: thats ok, she doesn’t have too, besides she is your sex buddy, I would just feel weird. But do what you want
mentallyprovoked: why do you feel weird?
russtel: just odd
russtel: i have never had a friend that was on drugs before either
mentallyprovoked: shit you didnt go to waco high
mentallyprovoked: its where she picked up the habit
mentallyprovoked: it jsut flared up at dell cause she couldnt handle the job
russtel: I went to A J Moore
russtel has signed back in. (11/12/2005 10:17 PM)

russtel: shmoy oi voy
mentallyprovoked: wtf does that mean?
russtel: ha ha ha
russtel: just wanted to see what your reaction would be, I was right
mentallyprovoked: ummmm ok
russtel: Mycheck3?
mentallyprovoked: lol
mentallyprovoke
d: its a wave file john sent me
russtel: oh ok
russtel: I still don’t know who Chris Blaine is
mentallyprovoked: the head guy for the waco site
russtel: oh!
mentallyprovoked: see why she got canned?
russtel: wow, yea
mentallyprovoked: i thought it was a pretty good reason
mentallyprovoked: wasnt completely intentional
mentallyprovoked: but none the less
russtel: ha ha ha, yea
mentallyprovoked: in hindsight it was funny as hell
mentallyprovoked: aint seen shit like that up there before
russtel: you saw it?
mentallyprovoked: yeah
mentallyprovoked: pq is right next to their team
mentallyprovoked: and i was at lunch walkin about
russtel: ha ha ha
mentallyprovoked: i just stood there at first like oh shit
mentallyprovoked: then she started wiggin out
russtel: what did he say?
mentallyprovoked: nothing
mentallyprovoked: thats the fd up thing about it
mentallyprovoked: oh well
mentallyprovoked: whats done is done
russtel: yea
mentallyprovoked: you think badly of me?

So yeah, this shit is going real well. We’ve met a ton of badass bands, and partied our asses off with quite a few of them. We’ve even been fortunate enough to be part of the Siidshow 3 with DownsiiD and record each bands set and do interviews with them. We’re in the lab doing final mastering on those and should have them up soon.

On a side note….I wanted to make one thing official. Although I happily admit that I enjoy jammin out to One-Eyed Doll, the singer seriously scares the beejesus out of me. Shit half the time I’m playing their music I’m afraid to turn it off under the fear that she’ll jump out of my monitor and stab me in the fucking face. Check them out on MySpace.

I mean we only signed an unproven QB to a huge contract, gave up a ton of draft pics for a receiver mid season to help out the crybaby receiver we already have, and have to pay a ton in local taxes toward that new stadium. No…..we didn’t want playoffs at all. Just because Miami turned it around from winning one game last season to winning division this year means nothing.

Last minute shoppers I think could safely be placed on the bottom of the food chain, and their only purpose in life is to completely piss me off. Somehow their stupidity in life for tryin to buy everything on their list when no stores have shit left, is my fault. Honestly, the crybaby adults that can’t handle the reality of us not having anymore Nintendo DS units are worse than their snot nosed bastard kids that have to have them.

Here’s an idea…..stop being a fucking moron and shop in advance. And just because you’ve driven to every other store in town doesn’t mean I can pull that Ipod Touch out of my ass to accommodate you. So no….you won’t be getting your bastard child , yes you are a horrible parent now. Your kids will hate you this year. You suck..deal with it.

Despite the bullshit, there have obviously been some positives to the holidays. I’m now rocking a new Ipod Nano. And yes, your kids didn’t get one and I did. Ha ha ha….fuck you!

Another upside, I got to see the biggest caucasian afro in my fucking life. And to top it off, it was an old ladies afro so it was the big curl silver kinda shit. The thing was fucking magnificent!!

Click the image for the full size pic.

Now this took some real work to sneak these pics. I had to ninja stealth up and down the printer aisle with my camera phone to get them. You come in so handy my little Palm Centro. And yes, I know, it may seem stupid to some to take pics of this poor unsuspecting old lady. But fuck that, this is one HUGE freakin afro. Every member of the Jackson 5 couldn’t pull this off.

Ok, so after that I’m thinking this is gonna top off my “WTF happened to you?” hair fix, but not so much. Me and the woman decide to go to Golden Corral a couple of days later for my birthday. Well, I decided we’re going to eat there. It’s my birthday, so fuck it. Anyways, we’re sitting in the car so I can finish off my smoke and there’s this freakishly amazing mullett that gets out of a Chevy Avalanche. Let’s get one thing clear. A good mullett is one thing in life you have to admire. Well, you actually have to admire the work put into a good mullett, and then also appreciate the huge balls of the person who wears it. Being in Texas, I get more opportunities than most to witness them. And yes, my little Centro is there for the save again.

Again, clicky clicky for the bigger image…

This thing blew my fucking mind. As we got into the car and headed inside, I couldn’t help but stare. And her redneck husband with the fucked up comb over haircut and mechanic shirt just added the perfect compliment to this.

So yeah, the idiot shoppers made my holiday kinda shitty, and hell they still are. We’ve got jackasses coming in even today pissed off cause we don’t have shit back in stock yet.

Lick.My.Fucking.Sack.

At least now it’s almost all over, and I do at least get some satisfaction in ruining their kids holiday dreams.

Fucking dirty shitballs….this movie is NOTHING like I remember it when I was a kid. So in watching this disturbing story of bullshit, I’ve learned a few things.

First, poor people are not only dillusional, but completely fucking retarted. You’re fucking poor, so fucking deal with it. Don’t fill your little bastard child with false hope that he’s gonna win some 1 in 1,000,000,000 luckshot and get the riches and spoils that go along with it. It’s not going to happen, so don’t make him go crying his head off after getting shot back down into reality. Seriously, it’s just fucking cruel.

“But I am different. I want it more than anyone.”

Boo-fn-hoo. Keep crying you little wuss. Let me enjoy the sweet nectar of your tears as you realized life has just kicked you in the balls. Now go eat your cabbage water dinner. And if you’re so damn poor that your 4 grandparents have to share the same bed, why the hell are you wasting money on candy bars? How about regular food, the electric bill, or fixing the holes in your floor. You’re poor, you suck.

As for Charlie winning the ticket. I call bullshit on that one. I HAVE to call bullshit on that. He’s got his place in life for a reason. You can’t fuck up the order of society and ruin my climb to the top. Besides, I have to have someone to serve my fries at the drive-thru.

Next…..why the hell do none of the parents in this movie not discipline their kids??? Not one backhand and a shut your fucking trap!! This is crap! If I had a kid who talked to me like that, I’d jerk his head backwards by the hair and kick him in the spine. Paralysis works wonders when it comes to disciplinary issues.

Finally…this is what has creeped me out the most. This whole candyman thing at the beginning.

This motherfucker screams pedophile more than anything I’ve ever seen in my life. And that includes every episode of Barney ever made. Are you fucking serious? Someone actually thought it was a good idea to leave their kids alone with this freak…do you hate your kids?

What amazes me is this guy is actually free. I could safely bet money there’s some kind of hidden rape room in that store. I think the dark chocolate candybar on the top is a secret door switch. Try a Wonkascrumpdiddlyumptious…..yeah that’s code word you sick bastard.

The “golden ticket” is nothing more than a grandpass to get your kid butt-plugged. Have fun thinking about that mom and dad.

Anyways….a website called Advertising Age, aka Ad Age (link here), did their “Consumerist’s Top 10 Business Debacles Of The Year 2008” column highlighting the worst Business fuck-ups of 2008. Now at first I questioned the validity of us being in this list, seeing as there were so many other options with bank and auto manufacturer bailouts. But then I realized The Consumerist wrote the actual article and it all made sense. Those guys absolutely hate our company, and they would never post anything inaccurate about us. The thought of that is rediculous. I guess it doesn’t bleed as bad since we only ranked 8th.

Although it’s just one of a bevy of retail failures this year, Circuit City is certainly the most high-profile. Dozens of pundits have tried to pinpoint the moment that Circuit City began its decline. A popular place to start is March 2007, when Circuit City fired more than 3,000 of its most experienced salespeople and replaced them with cheaper labor. In any case, nothing Circuit City has tried since (including offering $1 million “retention” bonuses to executives) has managed to stop the bleeding.

Fuck you guys. Fuck you all in the goat ass. We will turn around, you’ll be pissed that we did, and then we’ll hire Ethiopian immigrants to eat your babies.

Ok so my boy T and his girl split up today, so me and DK had to cheer him up. It’s the good thing to do right? Of course. We couldn’t have him being all bummed out or anything, so we decided what better to cheer him up than to talk about the hawtness of midgets!? Ok, so more amusing for me personally, but hell it worked. Who can resist this anyways?
Is that not the hottest shit ever? Now one question is this….if I jump in that is it still a threesome, or do you only count them as halves and write it off as one person? If you get a midget stripper/hooker, do you only pay half price? Why is it no one can give me a straight answer to that? I hate you all.

And girlfriends are stupid for making me even think about this……

Nick: and you would be?
coolcamladie547896 : hpld on a minute. be right back
coolcamladie547896 : ok im back. sorry boit that. still there?
Nick: yep
coolcamladie547896 : oh your tthere hi…
Nick: how goes it?
coolcamladie547896 : a/s/l (age sex location))?
Nick: 26/m/tx
Nick: u?
coolcamladie547896 : im 27/f/USA. was lookin at your profile. thought you might like to chat.
coolcamladie547896 : so what have you been up to mentallyproovoked?
Nick: work…just got home..u?
coolcamladie547896 : cool. i was just hangin out wwatching tv. i was getting kinda horny (*blushes)
coolcamladie547896 : oh no not work… thats a 4 letter word yoou know..
Nick: sounds like fun
Nick: ummm…well…gotta pay bills
coolcamladie547896 : feel like a lottle cyber fun with me ? please please…
coolcamladie547896 : lol. the website is just something i do to make ends meet. theres lots of free lics on there anyway.
Nick: what site
coolcamladie547896 : i think ill just take that as a yes… being as that imm starting to get real horny here.. lol ok?
Nick: what website are you talkin about?
coolcamladie547896 : alright how bout i get down oon my knees in front of you and help you out of your pants?
Nick: i hate repeating myself
coolcamladie547896 : tell me what you want me to do with you while i slip out of my panties
Nick: run a train for a pack of pigmes that only have 3 toes on each foot and wear hard hats…..and they must have purple hair……while pleasing all of them at once, you must yell out yes daddy i want to live in walla walla land and eat marshmallows while i play in the tulips
Nick: can this be arranged or is it a bit too rough for ya?
Nick: oh and i wont participate…….i dont fuck midgets……ill just let you do it since youre a dirty whore with no life
Nick: deal?
Nick: if so ill join your little site so you can pay your electric and diapers for your 10 crack babies
Nick: hmmmmm…guess i dont make you horny anymore……….

Personally I thought the midget idea was kinda hot.

I’m still not real fond of having to come back to Black Friday hours, but piss on it. It’ll be worth it. Ok, so even better……I’m down to 41min at this point! Yes, I am losing it. I’m so damn bored it’s unheard of. There isn’t shit to do right now. I just completed the agonizing and difficult task of reloading Windows on a PC. And yes, I’m lazy and cheat, so I used the recovery partition. I know I’m terrible.

Technically I could work on this other system that came in, but fuck it’s late coming in and I wouldn’t get much done. Besides, the guy is a douchebag and always tries to get freebies out of us. He can wait.

I think the smartest thing I eve did was start taking my laptop to work. I at least retain some sanity this way…..